We are beautiful. We are doomed.

July 25 2021

*35886

reallyreallyreallytrying:

when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run

(via pissvortex)

June 21 2021

*7509

evilscientist3000:

do you ever wonder if barnes and noble explored each others bodies

(via marxandangels)

June 20 2021

*24581

brucebocchi:

do you wonder if the five guys who started five guys burgers and fries ever explored each other’s bodies

(via taiga-fujimura-official)

June 18 2021

*111337

german-milfs:

kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202:
corrupted-legality:
sunfortune:
crying
Uh….australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao
Uh…white south African here. Neither do we lol
uh… white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

(via pissvortex)

June 16 2021

*36110

We are beautiful. We are doomed.

Anonymous asked:

Are you woman or not woman?

smt1-deactivated20211112:

swarnpert:

June 15 2021

*254524

esoomris:

guerrillatech:
Wow…. so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person…… to save the lives of many people…. who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

(via characterlimit)

June 11 2021

*66475

yarter:

golfgalaxy:
i be in the boy’s bathroom like
~~“I’m double dicced up right NOW nigga!”~~
“Ayo, I got next.”

(via amoisthobo)

June 10 2021

*6899

hotvampireadjacent:

pissvortex:
snuv:
the cat that looks like sagawa yakuza 0
uncanny
clearly you dont own an air fryer

(via pissvortex)

June 8 2021

*134102

01010111a:

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

(via dat-soldier)

June 7 2021

*43620

skulldread666:

It’s just how it is 🤷🏽

(via strangekick)

*161334

eternal-fractal:

masochist-incarnate:
being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd
“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

(via joey-wheeler-official)

May 27 2021

*36111

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

(via dat-soldier)

*11878

afloweroutofstone:

This is like the Xth time that Sen. Markey has responded to Rep. Crenshaw’s bullshit on Twitter by just posting a picture of his horrifically gerrymandered district, and it’s only gotten funnier

(via joey-wheeler-official)

*67791

gaymiens:

ludicolo:
used to follow someone who was kin w the sun. not a sun deity but the literal sun. sometimes i wonder how theyre doing

(via joey-wheeler-official)

May 25 2021

*13071

“uhhm, let me be clear”

ryangoslingofficial:

(via pissvortex)