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heckacute:

A good rule to follow is “The Ten Rule.” It’s where you don’t call somebody before before ten AM or after ten PM unless you have seen each other naked. 

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hairandbrokenglasses:

itsvondell:

ominous

where are the snickers taking my friends

hairandbrokenglasses:

itsvondell:

ominous

where are the snickers taking my friends

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

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liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

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autotuned:

Lifehack: make your text posts longer than 140 characters so people can’t post them on twitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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dingdongyouarewrong:

atomicbassist:

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

exactly

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gold-dealer:

me & my grades

gold-dealer:

me & my grades

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me trying to find backspace (via masuhararin)

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woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

(via hotbf)

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

(Source: bismal, via patarnon)