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there’s two types of people

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juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

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hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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pizzaforpresident:

WEEPINDUO

be strong clarence
be strong for mother

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pizzaforpresident:

WEEPINDUO

be strong clarence

be strong for mother

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g0atman:

Volcano erupting from space

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Earth is in space.

You’re in space.

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g0atman:

Volcano erupting from space

It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.

Earth is in space.

You’re in space.

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Kush entirely too fucking loud

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yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

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laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

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meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

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