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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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kingoftheniall:

Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are tied for worst first pitch in history

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realenoshima:

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COCK-A-DOODLE—

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do you think im sexy

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automatically:

me as a parent

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rusig:

greetings from Dashcon!  :)))))))

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catbountry:

rusig:

greetings from Dashcon!  :)))))))

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weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

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kxsxy:

Bae:  hey come over 
Me:  i can’t right now i’m herding 2,000 sheep
Bae:  i’m off my period ;)
Me: image

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someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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We are beautiful. We are doomed.

Anonymous said: Senpai do you wanna be my master? Please, I promise of be a good slave

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thechristianna321:

cumber-bitches:

Just found some waffles on the pancake tag

4chan has gone too far

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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

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i-am-of-asgard:

This actually makes sense

your move america 

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fucknobarackobama:

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Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

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